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Current Offerings
Pulpware Device
Receive one (1) MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE just as soon as it comes out of our 2D printers!
Price: $22.95
Isolation Kit
Does meatspace keep intruding on your post-real voyages? You need our Isolation Kit!
Receive one (1) MEANWHILE ELSEWHERE
AND
2x Fair Trade brand PHONIC ISOLATION VALVE (PiV) -amplifiers for the voices inside your head
1x ENVIRONMENTAL STABILIZER -establish a sea of tranquility around your post-reality portal
Price: $22.95
Disaster Readiness Kit
Receive 1x MEANWHILE ELSEWHERE; 1x ISOLATION KIT
AND
1x OFFSITE BACKUP PULPWARE DEVICE
Generously present this duplicate device to a friend, colleague or library to ensure back-up access to post-reality when your living situation inevitably becomes untenable.
Price: $22.95
Deluxe Isolation Kit
Receive 1x MEANWHILE ELSEWHERE; 1x ISOLATION KIT
AND
1 pair DEAL-WITH-ITS™ EMOTIONAL TRANSMISSION DAMPENERS
Post-real emotions are highly transmissible and dangerous. Ensure the safety of yourself and your co-expeditionists, and look cool while you’re doing it, with a pair fashionable of DEAL-WITH-ITS™ emotional transmission dampeners.
Price: $75.00
Post Reality Manipulation Kit
Our premium investment level
Receive 1x MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE, 1xDELUXE ISOLATION KIT and 1x POST-REALITY MULTITOOL
Is your reality incompatible with the latest versions of your post-reality? Make the necessary adjustments to your context and/or self with this 6-in-1 multitool!
FEATURING
-Multiversal adapter
-Tangibility debugger
-Corporeal interfacer
-Automanifester
-Objective enhancer
-Phillips-head Screwdriver
Price: $99.00
Terraforming Kit
Do your ambitions stretch beyond personal post-reality? You can change literally the whole world!
Receive 1x MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE, 1xDELUXE ISOLATION KIT, 1x POST-REALITY MULTITOOL
AND
1x PERSPECTIVE REPLACEMENT MEMBRANE
Compatible with environments including 21st century earth and/or moon. Suitable for framing or hanging up over your window to block out the rest of the world.
Price: $22.95